The holiday season officially blows - seriously. I hate dealing with the crowds, I hate working more hours for Christmas shit - holidays just make me very grumpy so that I want to get the fucking things over with, pretty much. I wouldn’t want to take that out on you, dear readers, so here is a bigger than usual helping of juicy Cabellero Classics clips:

Friday the 13th - A Nude Beginning

I don’t know what’s going on in this screenshot exactly - I’m not sure I want to. But if you’re after a supernatural themed classic porno, then you’re in the right place!

A History of the Blue Movie

This is a vintage stag film straight from the vault of Alex DeRenzy’s private collection.

Hard to Swallow

It’s hard to find Peter North’s earlier works, but you can see him in his full cumshot glory here!